Saturday, January 14, 2006

head count-- an experiment of sorts

It has come to the attention of the management that there are a number of overseas readers of Dogs of Atlantis, as well as many American readers that live in parts of the country that quite frankly, befuddle us here at DOA. If you click on the "clustermap" link on the right, you will see what I mean... Now some, like Dreamwalker from New Zealand, I know about... but others (like the ones in japan, europe, and northern canada) I have no clue who you are.

So in the interests of fueling my ego a bit, and so that we here at DOA can more readily anticipate the needs of our regular readers, I would like everyone who reads this post to check in by posting a comment, and tell us the following:

Where are you?
What do you do there?
What would you like to see more of in these pages?
Do I actually know you outside the Blogsphere?

I'm pretty sure that the reader furthest away will prove to be either Dreamwalker or RedRio... (NZ and AUS) so instead of offering a prize for that, the reader whose responses are the most clever will get to be in an original cartoon based on them here on DOA.

Let the games begin!

The DOA Management would like to apologize in advance for any rude, crude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise dumb comments that arise as a result of this experiment. The comments for this post should be considered R rated until proven otherwise... (we know how Rob's friends can be, but can only speculate about his strangers) so send the kids out of the room :)

5 comments:

Stacey said...

1. Where are you? a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.

2. What do you do there? Imagine things.

3. What would you like to see more of in these pages? updates

4. Do I actually know you outside the blogosphere? Do people ever REALLY know each other?

Melinda said...

1. Where are you? in my Larry the Cable Guy Pajamas

2.What do you do there? things that would make my mama cry

3. What would you like to see more of in these pages? the lesbian pussy... ahem... the cat, yeah that's what I meant

4. Do I actually know you outside the blogosphere? Shhhhhhhh... I'm a secret.

Unknown said...

1. Where are you? Between "T" and "V".

2. What do you do there? Try to have a vowel movement.

3. What would you like to see more of in these pages? Calligraphy.

4. Do I actually know you outside of the blogosphere? You only know my humnan host.

Anonymous said...

1. Where are you? I am on Flotston's station, awaiting the return of the Jolly Roger.

2. What do you do there? Meditate on the inherent illogic of Klingon black ops captains.

3. What would you like to see more of in these pages? Logic

4. Do I actually know you outside the blogosphere? Vulcans do not discuss such matters.

The DP said...

Ok so if you get any hits from Switzerland about once a month, that's me, Drew's random friend from high school.

Where are you? Near Geneva
What do you do there? I work. No, it is less fun than it sounds.
What would you like to see more of in these pages? hmm.
Do I actually know you outside the Blogsphere? yes, you do. not well. but hey. Happy blogging!