It's a Monday, and its time for some funny on a Monday...

The DOA Management would like to apologize in advance to certain parties for today's joke. This is the way it was told to us, and any similarity between this joke and any persons, living or dead, is just freaking hysterical.

It was Saturday morning and Drew (an avid hunter) woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Stacey, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Drew asks her, "What are you up to?" Stacey smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Drew, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.

They arrive at the hunting site. Drew sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Drew walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Stacey couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.

But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Drew starts running back. As Drew gets closer to her stand, he hears Stacey screaming, "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Drew races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Drew is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off of it!"