The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
Not even a snicker? well, how about this one...
This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
1 comment:
The first one has truthiness. The second one would make a believable news story if you added a few more sentences.
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