Last month, the number of medications on my nightstand was zero. Today it is four. This troubles me greatly as a harbinger of things to come.
I love both my kids, but lord my life is easier when they're in school.
I like where we live, but thin walls and noisy ass neighbors do not make for a good nights sleep.
I would love to make a coffee table book about my thoughts when I watch my wife sleep. Problem is, she would kill me for taking the companion photos.