Is it really immature of me that I laughed for a full five minutes at the thought of this?
I mean, please... put down the kid and pick up a bat, lady. You get no distance or additional force with a child, and I care not to think what the melee modifier would be to hit! (Sorry... can you tell I play RPGs?) And furthermore, if you are too darn lazy to put down the kid and look around for a sledgehammer or something, why on earth do you think you'll actually WIN a fight?
Still, I suppose you don't have to worry about keeping the label up with a baby, huh?