Wednesday, March 09, 2005

A word from our management...

Well, after much consideration, we here at Dogs of Atlantis have decided to make a few exciting new changes to enhance your web surfing experience.

To begin with, we have added a spiffy looking clock to let you know the time here at Dogs of Atlantis headquarters. After much demographic profiling of our core reader, we decided boldly to go with a red clock. Any surplus aggression that you may feel as a result of this bold, impetuous color is not the fault of Dogs of Atlantis or Big Kahunah.com productions, but your own unstable mental state.

In addition, we welcome our new Dogs of Atlantis Weathergirl, and her cat, Alpo. You may recognize her from such video game flops as Mario's Dark Adventure, Dr. Brain's lab, and Puzzlina, the Magic Puzzle Princess. Bottom line is she works cheap, and quite frankly drinks a lot, so here she is for a steady paycheck and a weekly six pack. Of course, the Dogs of Atlantis management discourages video icon drinking, so she may be in for a ruse suprise. Alpo, as far as we know, has never appeared on computer before, but there have been rumors surfacing lately of a brief stint he may have done on the computer kitty porn circuit. We at Dogs of Atlantis believe that cats always land on their feet, so we are of course willing to ovelook Alpo's past indescressions as long as that paternity test comes back negative.

Stupid Cat.

Our last advancement is probably the one of which we are most proud. From now on, we will be employing the latest holographic interfaces brought back by our time travel team from the twenty-sixth century, allowing you all to enjoy your Dogs of atlantis experience in six dimensions, seven if you have HDTV. Of course, if it does't work on your computer, you will need extensive upgrades, and the newest version of Windows 2587.

We look forward to the public's feedback, and anything we can do to further enhance your Dogs of Atlantis experience that is legal in the lower 48 states, let us know.

---Dogs of Atlantis management.

4 comments:

Elle said...

I have both HDTV and WIN2587 and you're right !! it is absolutely amazing. I cant believe we used to make do with only 3 dimensions.

Brou HahHah said...

Hey, here's the entry tranzidizzlelated into Snoop text-


W-to-tha-izzell, afta mizzuch considerizzle we here at doggz of atlantis have decided ta makes a few cruisin' new changes ta enhance yo web mobbin' experience ya dig?.

to begin wit, we have added a spiffy trippin' clizzock ta let you know tha tizzy hizzle at doggz of atlantis heezeequarters. afta much demogrizzles profil'n of our core reada, we decided boldly ta go witta red clock. any surplus aggression that you may feel as a result of this biznold, impetuous color is not tha fault of doggz of atlantis or big kahunizzles productions, but yo own unstable mental state.

In addition, we welcome our new Dogs of Atlantis Weathergirl, n her cat, Alpo ridin' in mah double R. You may recognize her fizzy S-to-tha-izzuch video game flops as Marios Dizzy Adventure, Dr ta help you tap dat ass. Brains lab, n Puzzlina, tha Magic Puzzle Princess . One, two three and to tha four. Bottom line is she works cheap, n quite frankly drinks a lot, so hizzle she is fo` a steady paycheck n a weekly six pack fo' rizeal. Of course, tha Dogs of Atlantis managizzles discourizzles video icon gang bangin' so she may be in fo` a ruse suprise. Alpo, as far as we knizzay has poser appeared on computa before, but there have been rumors surfac'n lately of a brief stizzint he may hizzle dizzle on tha cracka K-I-Double-Tizzy porn circuit. We at Dogs of Atlantis believe thiznat cats always land on they feet, so we is of course will'n ta ovelook Alpos pizzast indescressions as long as thizzay paternity tizzy comes bizzay negative.

Stupid cat.

our last advancement is probably tha one of whiznich we is mizzle proud n shit. fizzle now on, we will be ballin' tha latest hologrizzles interfaces brought back by our tizzy travel team F-R-to-tha-izzom tha twenty-sixth century, allow'n y-aw ta enjoy yo doggz of atlantis experience in six dimensions, seven if you have hdtv , chill yo. of course, if it doest wizzork on yo computa, you wizzle need extensive upgrades, n tha newest version of windows 2587.

we look forward ta tha publics feedback, n chillin' we can do ta brotha enhance yo doggz of atlantis experience that is legal in tha gangsta 48 states, let us know.


This tranzillator is so cool.

Brou HahHah said...

Hey, here's the entry tranzidizzlelated into Snoop text-


W-to-tha-izzell, afta mizzuch considerizzle we here at doggz of atlantis have decided ta makes a few cruisin' new changes ta enhance yo web mobbin' experience ya dig?.

to begin wit, we have added a spiffy trippin' clizzock ta let you know tha tizzy hizzle at doggz of atlantis heezeequarters. afta much demogrizzles profil'n of our core reada, we decided boldly ta go witta red clock. any surplus aggression that you may feel as a result of this biznold, impetuous color is not tha fault of doggz of atlantis or big kahunizzles productions, but yo own unstable mental state.

In addition, we welcome our new Dogs of Atlantis Weathergirl, n her cat, Alpo ridin' in mah double R. You may recognize her fizzy S-to-tha-izzuch video game flops as Marios Dizzy Adventure, Dr ta help you tap dat ass. Brains lab, n Puzzlina, tha Magic Puzzle Princess . One, two three and to tha four. Bottom line is she works cheap, n quite frankly drinks a lot, so hizzle she is fo` a steady paycheck n a weekly six pack fo' rizeal. Of course, tha Dogs of Atlantis managizzles discourizzles video icon gang bangin' so she may be in fo` a ruse suprise. Alpo, as far as we knizzay has poser appeared on computa before, but there have been rumors surfac'n lately of a brief stizzint he may hizzle dizzle on tha cracka K-I-Double-Tizzy porn circuit. We at Dogs of Atlantis believe thiznat cats always land on they feet, so we is of course will'n ta ovelook Alpos pizzast indescressions as long as thizzay paternity tizzy comes bizzay negative.

Stupid cat.

our last advancement is probably tha one of whiznich we is mizzle proud n shit. fizzle now on, we will be ballin' tha latest hologrizzles interfaces brought back by our tizzy travel team F-R-to-tha-izzom tha twenty-sixth century, allow'n y-aw ta enjoy yo doggz of atlantis experience in six dimensions, seven if you have hdtv , chill yo. of course, if it doest wizzork on yo computa, you wizzle need extensive upgrades, n tha newest version of windows 2587.

we look forward ta tha publics feedback, n chillin' we can do ta brotha enhance yo doggz of atlantis experience that is legal in tha gangsta 48 states, let us know.


This tranzillator is so cool.

Brou HahHah said...

Tranzillated into Snoop-ese:

W-to-tha-izzell, afta mizzuch considerizzle we here at doggz of atlantis have decided ta makes a few cruisin' new changes ta enhance yo web mobbin' experience ya dig?.

to begin wit, we have added a spiffy trippin' clizzock ta let you know tha tizzy hizzle at doggz of atlantis heezeequarters. afta much demogrizzles profil'n of our core reada, we decided boldly ta go witta red clock. any surplus aggression that you may feel as a result of this biznold, impetuous color is not tha fault of doggz of atlantis or big kahunizzles productions, but yo own unstable mental state.

In addition, we welcome our new Dogs of Atlantis Weathergirl, n her cat, Alpo ridin' in mah double R. You may recognize her fizzy S-to-tha-izzuch video game flops as Marios Dizzy Adventure, Dr ta help you tap dat ass. Brains lab, n Puzzlina, tha Magic Puzzle Princess . One, two three and to tha four. Bottom line is she works cheap, n quite frankly drinks a lot, so hizzle she is fo` a steady paycheck n a weekly six pack fo' rizeal. Of course, tha Dogs of Atlantis managizzles discourizzles video icon gang bangin' so she may be in fo` a ruse suprise. Alpo, as far as we knizzay has poser appeared on computa before, but there have been rumors surfac'n lately of a brief stizzint he may hizzle dizzle on tha cracka K-I-Double-Tizzy porn circuit. We at Dogs of Atlantis believe thiznat cats always land on they feet, so we is of course will'n ta ovelook Alpos pizzast indescressions as long as thizzay paternity tizzy comes bizzay negative.

Stupid cat.

our last advancement is probably tha one of whiznich we is mizzle proud n shit. fizzle now on, we will be ballin' tha latest hologrizzles interfaces brought back by our tizzy travel team F-R-to-tha-izzom tha twenty-sixth century, allow'n y-aw ta enjoy yo doggz of atlantis experience in six dimensions, seven if you have hdtv , chill yo. of course, if it doest wizzork on yo computa, you wizzle need extensive upgrades, n tha newest version of windows 2587.

we look forward ta tha publics feedback, n chillin' we can do ta brotha enhance yo doggz of atlantis experience that is legal in tha gangsta 48 states, let us know.


The tranzillator is so cool.