A:"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Q:What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A:Bacon and legs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Patient: Doc, my penis is burning.
Doc: That means someone is talking about it.
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