Wednesday, July 02, 2008

A few quick funnies on a wednesday...

Q:What did the bra say to the hat?

A:"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

Q:What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

A:Bacon and legs.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

1 comment:

Melinda Barton said...

Patient: Doc, my penis is burning.

Doc: That means someone is talking about it.