Monday, March 13, 2006

A plea to my fellow world dominators...

Q: How many World Dominators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two... one to build the death ray, and the other to demand that the U.N. change the bulb or they can kiss Seattle goodbye.

A few days ago, the ever-interesting Dreamwalker posted the following comment:

"Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination."
With so many of us getting this I'm guessing there are going to have to be 'fights to the deaths' :) unless we compromise and share...but that would not be evil or world domination. *sigh* I'm just going to have to kill you all!


While I applaud her evilness, I say that she's got it all wrong... if all us folk who actually want to take over the world worked together toward this goal, not only would it be easier, but it could make for very interesting parties.

I say we take over the world, and divy up the planet when we're done... I'd be quite content to rule the gulf region, including the carribiean and mexico. Dreamwalker is welcome to make herself queen of Austrailia and the pacific, and whoever wants Asia can have the damn thing.

Anyone want dibs on Europe?

3 comments:

dreamwalker said...

What a party it would be, all us World Dominatrix (ooops, I mean Dominators) getting together to...I want Europe...Paaartay!! And I will behave and not take over anyone's regions while they are away - I promise. You can trust me.
*Gazing at all with large sincere eyes*

Melinda Barton said...

I get New Zealand and free weekend minutes on the death ray!

Dyno-Man said...

Give me 50% of Asia. I want to terraform Ass-crack-a-stan and Iraq into the largest parking lots on Earth, and convert the entire country of India into the mother of all Wal-Marts. Oh, and an airport.

MUA HA HA HA HA HA!

Getting in shape for the rumble, too. Bring it, beeyotches!