Thursday, March 01, 2007

Finally, a reality show I can get behind (wink, wink... nudge, nudge)

WARNING: This blog entry may not be suitable for children. Parental discretion is advised.

Yes, it's true... Apparently they're going to remake Debbie does Dallas. But what I found really intriguing about this article is that they're going to have a reality t.v. show contest (a'la America's Next Top Model) to choose the star of the upcoming remake.

Yes, sometimes the comedy gods are generous. I'll spare you the obvious jokes about how low our society has sunk if the most creative thing a person can do is re-make a porn flick... and intead go with the obvious jokes about what they should call this Pseudo-reality-porn show they're putting out:

Possible alternate titles for Debbie does Dallas... Again:

America's Next Top Whore
You're the One That I Want... to bone
The Naked Girls Next Door to The Girls Next Door
F#@$!%g with the Stars
Survivor-Ron Jeremy
Fear of AIDS Factor

And to think, those are the least offensive ones that I thought of. Imagine if I wasn't bound by the self imposed decency of my own good taste.

Of course, I'm also more than a little curious what kind of "elimination challenges" they're going to have... how does one test for that special something that makes a porn star a porn superstar? I mean, with guys I would imagine a simple ruler would do the trick... but with women?

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