Like, I'm real dumb. Totally!
Quoth the web quiz: "If you're lucky, your abject stupidity will become the stuff of legend. For decades to come, people will recall how you ran into a lamppost at your cousin's barbecue, or how you brought the world to the brink of nuclear war by peeing into Jiang Zemin's bidet.
Not that you know who Jiang Zemin is. Or what a bidet is. Fool."
How Dumb Are You?
A Rum and Monkey stupidity.