Monday, January 22, 2007

A Meme Monday...

Something I know a certain friend will appreciate... (For those that don't know him, I assure you that those that do are right this minute chucking in recognition.)

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Lord Robert the Villainous of Pigotts Guilded Sty
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title



And now, a more traditional Meme:
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:
Yep.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:
Both... usually not simultaniously.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:
Death and Horses
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:
Huge cities on the floor of my room that my mom would complain about.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:
"The Girls next Goor"is a guily pleasure
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:
only after I've finished drinking through it.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:
Nope... I was all bug-eyed and stupid lookin.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:
So far so good. Still a far cry from "played all kinds of palaces, Laid all kinds of girls..."
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:
dusty black... emphasis on the 'dusty' part.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:
As often as I can.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:
Something a Fat guy should never do, sorry.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:
If I told you they wouldn't be secret, now would they?
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:
A warm beach.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:
Yep.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:
Nope.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:
Are we talking the layer or that special part of a woman that makes her hit the ceiling?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:
According to Mr Owl, Three!
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:
Actually, I can! Wait... That was a hidden talent! Now I have to kill you.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:
I prefer to ride in them than on them, thank you.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:
No in every way I can say no to that question.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:
Pretty simple... legs apart, with a gun in each hand.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:
Not if I still have sufficent reflexes to dodge it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:
Yes... it's spunky.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:
Buncha nuts and fruits and grasses.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":
A very long time ago.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:
Sure... He has a timeshare with Elvis and JFK.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:
Not if I can help it.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:
Scrambled with katsup.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:
No more so than a Golden Retriever....
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:
in a separate dimension that also has lost pens and keys.
WHAT TIME IS IT?:
Time is an illusion, so this question is meaningless.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:
Several. The one I like the least is "uncle Tookie"
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:
tastes like maksing tape to me.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:
about four hours ago.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:
Showers.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:
Sure... Paragraph 42b, section A reads that "No Elf can join a union"
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?:
Yep. Owns the timeshare next to Elvis et all...
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:
not unless the lights are off.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:
freebased peanut butter cups.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:
Yep, but not because I was injured.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:
once.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:
Only if reality is too trippy as it is...
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:
Yes
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
three weeks ago. Please don't ask why.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:
So far.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:
Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:
Not that I'll admit to it.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:
Yes.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:
I do a mean bongo solo.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:
No, unless you like to see me fall.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:
Yes.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:
Sometimes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:
Any sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:
Yep.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:
Yep.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:
Yep.
a peanut butter cup.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:
No, cause I'm not Gay.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
Yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:
the Chevy one with the divorced dad being dropped off by mom.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:
No... they make nothing that would fit.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:
Green Day



Tag-a-roo, I'm lookin at you:
Dave, Stacey, Mel, and Drew.

(Poetry! another hidden talent! Crap!)

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