 | My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Lord Robert the Villainous of Pigotts Guilded Sty Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
And now, a more traditional Meme:
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:
| Odd Facts about ME | ||
| DO YOU SNORE?: | Yep. | |
| LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: | Both... usually not simultaniously. | |
| WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: | Death and Horses | |
| AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: | Huge cities on the floor of my room that my mom would complain about. | |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: | "The Girls next Goor"is a guily pleasure | |
| DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: | only after I've finished drinking through it. | |
| WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: | Nope... I was all bug-eyed and stupid lookin. | |
| HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: | So far so good. Still a far cry from "played all kinds of palaces, Laid all kinds of girls..." | |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: | dusty black... emphasis on the 'dusty' part. | |
| DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: | As often as I can. | |
| HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: | Something a Fat guy should never do, sorry. | |
| ANY SECRET TALENTS?: | If I told you they wouldn't be secret, now would they? | |
| WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: | A warm beach. | |
| HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: | Yep. | |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: | Nope. | |
| DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: | Are we talking the layer or that special part of a woman that makes her hit the ceiling? | |
| HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: | According to Mr Owl, Three! | |
| CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: | Actually, I can! Wait... That was a hidden talent! Now I have to kill you. | |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: | I prefer to ride in them than on them, thank you. | |
| ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: | No in every way I can say no to that question. | |
| WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: | Pretty simple... legs apart, with a gun in each hand. | |
| IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: | Not if I still have sufficent reflexes to dodge it. | |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: | Yes... it's spunky. | |
| WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: | Buncha nuts and fruits and grasses. | |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": | A very long time ago. | |
| IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: | Sure... He has a timeshare with Elvis and JFK. | |
| DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: | Not if I can help it. | |
| HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: | Scrambled with katsup. | |
| ARE BLONDES DUMB?: | No more so than a Golden Retriever.... | |
| WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: | in a separate dimension that also has lost pens and keys. | |
| WHAT TIME IS IT?: | Time is an illusion, so this question is meaningless. | |
| DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: | Several. The one I like the least is "uncle Tookie" | |
| IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: | tastes like maksing tape to me. | |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: | about four hours ago. | |
| DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: | Showers. | |
| IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: | Sure... Paragraph 42b, section A reads that "No Elf can join a union" | |
| IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?: | Yep. Owns the timeshare next to Elvis et all... | |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | not unless the lights are off. | |
| WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: | freebased peanut butter cups. | |
| HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: | Yep, but not because I was injured. | |
| HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: | once. | |
| IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: | Only if reality is too trippy as it is... | |
| ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: | Yes | |
| WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: | three weeks ago. Please don't ask why. | |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: | So far. | |
| WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: | Hmmm... I'll have to think about that. | |
| ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: | Not that I'll admit to it. | |
| HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: | Yes. | |
| DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: | I do a mean bongo solo. | |
| CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: | No, unless you like to see me fall. | |
| DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: | Yes. | |
| DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: | Sometimes. | |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: | Any sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. | |
| IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: | Yep. | |
| YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: | Yep. | |
| CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: | Yep. | |
| a peanut butter cup. | ||
| DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: | No, cause I'm not Gay. | |
| DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: | Yes. | |
| WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: | the Chevy one with the divorced dad being dropped off by mom. | |
| DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: | No... they make nothing that would fit. | |
| FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: | Green Day | |
Tag-a-roo, I'm lookin at you:
Dave, Stacey, Mel, and Drew.
(Poetry! another hidden talent! Crap!)
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