Friday, November 09, 2007

Some funny on a friday...

I know I swore to keep the jokes to a minimum this month in honor of NaBloPoMo... but moving, kids, unpacking, have taken up a lot of my time this week... I promise to make with the original comedy over the weekend.

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.

When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

1 comment:

Melinda Barton said...

I hope you realize you've just stumbled onto the best excuse ever... "Sorry, I've got kids. You know how that is." Now, you can get away with anything!