"Actual conversations" is a new segment here on DOA, which will detail actual conversations from the Rob's life. (duh) Timing may be edited to make it slighty funnier, but will alway remain true to the gist of the actual exchange. Most names have been changed to protect the innocent.
In Shoneys, after Short Stuff had recieved a brand new Crayola Wonder Marker from the waitress, leading to the following exchange:
Me: Cool... so these Markers will only write on special paper and nothing else, Short Stuff.
Short Stuff: Does that mean they're Magic?
Me: Yep. They're also non toxic, non polluting, non mess making, and low in calories.
Short Stuff: Nuh-uh. They're high in Colories. This one is green.
The lady at the next table totally did a spit take at that one.