From the DOA management: "Rob's wacky friends week" will begin on Monday, to give Rob a chance to compose his thoughts and warn certain individuals what he intends to post. In the meantime:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's." The hands had never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man "And whose clock is that one?" *
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock." The hands had moved twice. Telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"President Bush's clock is in Jesus' office." St. Peter responded.
"President Bush's clock is so important it is in Jesus' office?" Asked, the man.
"Yes, he's using it as a ceiling fan." Responded St. Peter.