I have turkey on the brain after trying to make a Roburducken this thanksgiving... (A chicken, stuffed into a duck, stufed into my tummy), so I present the following turkey joke:
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line!
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!! You made the team and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey shouted, "I want to know if I’ll be playing Thanksgiving Day?!!"